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Wednesday, 28 May 2008

  • What, me worry?

    The classic catch phrase that only Alfred E Neuman could get away with saying while sporting Dumbo ears and only a face a mother could love has become my own. Why would I worry? Oh I dunno, perhaps because my beloved Attila is still not out of the shop yet. Yes, I understand that going ga-ga over 4 wheels and a mighty-fine stereo is basically not much different than humping a blow up doll, but hey, my wife won't let me have a blow up doll. Actually I never asked. Any case, I miss him, and hopefully he'll be back in my life soon. For those that aren't aware, I was rear-ended by a Ford Explorer driven by a woman with no insurance and muliple warrants out for her arrest. Needless to say, she fled the scene. Thankfully I have full-coverage insurance. Still, $6400 in damage is a tough pill to swallow.

                     

    For those not aware, my wife (Bluemarsupial) is in the semi-finals in the Xangan Idol thing. Feel free to go vote for her....here!

    - That crazy pseudo-Aussie
    Currently Watching
    Shoot 'Em Up
    By Clive Owen
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Sunday, 09 March 2008

  • Eat it Honda boy!

    Just a quick one for the road. Got my new Saleen suspension on my car (which makes it corner like its on rails just in case you were curious) and was going down the road when a little Mexican in a Honda pulled up and tried to rev his little rice bucket at me. Whatever. I'm not going to go road racing down the highway, but I can officially corner like nobody's business...which I did. Cut him off and went onto an offramp and left him behind. Okay, so it was my own little "Back to the Future III" moment. You remember that movie, right? Marty McFly threw his truck into reverse and wouldn't race because it was stupid (and he got into a lifetime of trouble because of it). I'm not racing, but thanks to my new suspension, it allowed me to freak the hell out of riceboy and do it with a smile on my face.

    Thank you Fofo. You are a beast of a machine and I wuv you.

Friday, 15 June 2007

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    Why do I have to go to Dallas? Its hot, muggy, and the air conditioning in Rebekah's little Neon doesn't work that well. Okay thats a lie, it flat out doesn't work at all. Granted its a weekend without the sprogs, but still, I'd much rather get stuff done around the house. I've got painting to do, guns to shoot, and an Xbox360 to abuse. The things we do for friends who shack up with internet babes and decide to get hitched, God rest his soul.

    Currently Gaming
    Forza Motorsport 2
    By Microsoft Games
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Wednesday, 28 March 2007


  • Damn you Slade. I hate these things, but just to spite you; I'm doing it.

    1. What time is it? 10-something
    2 What is your name? Jimmy, but don't tell anyone. I have this thing with being anonymous on the web and if I go around telling people my name online, my fine blanket of anonymity will be gone.
    3. What are you most afraid of? Being shot underwater and drowning while having my underwear pulled up over my head.
    4. What do you drive? 2003 Ford Focus SVT with a Getrag 6-speed, 200 ponies, and a pair of carseats in the back. Yep, if thats not hip I don't know what is.
    5. Have you ever seen a ghost? Once, but turned out to be a box of Boo Berry cereal.
    6. Where were you born? Peoria, Illinois
    7. Ever been to Alaska ? Yup. Even had a Baked Alaska in Alaska.
    8. Ever been toilet paper decorating in trees? Sure, its called "TP-ing".
    9. Croutons or Bacon bits? Both please and add in the cheese before I snap your ass with my napkin.
    10. Favorite day of the week? Sunday.
    11. Favorite restaurant? Fuddruckers. Damn. Good. Burgers.
    12. Favorite Flower? Sunflower. It has ingrediants that can be used in poison manufacturing.
    13. Favorite sport to watch? Women's volleyball. *evil grin*
    14. Favorite Drink?
    Pepsi. I don't drink alcohol, I'm a control freak.
    15. Favorite Ice cream? Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia.
    16. Disney or Warner Brothers? Depends whats showing.
    17. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell.
    18. What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige with alot of stains. Don't ask.
    19. How many times you failed your driver's test? -0-
    20. Before getting tagged here, from whom did you get your last tag? Don't keep track.
    21. Bedtime? In theory? 8pm. In reality? Midnight bitch.
    22. Hey, what happened to Question 22? Frisk me, I don't know.
    23. Who will respond to this tag the quickest? Wombat maybe, I don't know.
    24. Who is the person you tag that is least likely to respond? Slade. He already did it.
    25. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses? Um...Wombat?
    26. Favorite TV show? Battlestar Galactica. Hands down.
    27. Missing 27 as well...  No shit Sherlock.
    28. What are you listening to right now? The sound of customers whining...
    29. How many tattoos do you have? Just one at the moment.
    30. Who wrote this thing?  They can't even count consecutive numbers!!  No shit.
    31. Do you have any pets? 2 cats, 2 little girls, and a batty wife that'll beat me when she reads this.
    33. What would you like to accomplish before you die? I'd like to kill a major head of state and go gracefully unannounced. The real quirk here is y'all will wonder if I'm full of shit or serious.
    34. Who are the people are you are tagging? None. I just did this to spite Slade.

    Currently Listening
    For Those About to Rock We Salute You
    By AC/DC
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